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  • Question: Dude, you be smoking sausages?? - Anonymous
  • Answer:

    Um, sir, that was a hotdog.

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peaceful-moon:

royalprat:

wryer:

Giant driftwood on the beach at La Push, Washington (2010)

this made me feel really uneasy, the ocean is terrifying.

its like when cats bring home a dead bird and drop it at your feet except the ocean is like I HAVE BROUGHT YOU THIS ENORMOUS TREE FROM THE DEPTHS OF HELL ENJOY

WHERE DID IT COME FROM WHAT IS IT HOW OLD IS IT I HAVE SO MANY QUESTIONS

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"Wait for someone who keeps you sane, but also drives you crazy in all the right ways."

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fight-0ff-yourdem0ns:

ionlyliftontuesdays:

shell-tear-your-world-apart:

endsofadream:

SOMEONE DO A DATE LIKE THIS WITH ME. I’LL EVEN LET YOU TOUCH THE BOOTY.

Now that’s how you get laid boys.

Holy shit that’s awesome.

I want to

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towritepoems:

WHEN PEOPLE CALL ME CUTE I JUST [PUNCHES HOLE THROUGH BRICK WALL WHILE KISSING U ON THE CHEEK]

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a-better-m-e:

My therapist told me instead of hurting myself I should draw something pretty were I want to cut. This is the result. And it works, honestly. If you’re struggling with self harm I really recommend this. (Make sure you use a marker and not a pen cause pens can hurt you! )

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wisepizza:

sorry i only date pokemon masters

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ruinedchildhood:

Jealous boyfriends be like

Need this

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mekaneko:

huffingtonpost:

Japan’s annual Kanamara Matsuri festival, aka the “Festival of the Steel Phallus.”

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where i belong

Just added going to this to my bucket list

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"I can’t be lying on my deathbed, at 19, or 30, or 88, and be asked ‘did you accomplish everything you wanted to?’ and the answer being no, because all I had done my whole fucking existence was avoid pizza and chocolate and peanut butter. Because taste is part of the five senses and it’s part of being alive. Because I’m not going to be dropped down six feet on a rainy Thursday when I’m afraid of having a bowl of ice cream with the people I love because the voices in my head have reduced Ben & Jerry’s to nothing but numbers and percent signs which, when you really think about it, never actually meant anything at all."

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this-distance-is-only-temporary:

sileron-evol:

My favorite part of kissing is when you are both just giving small kisses then all of a sudden they would bite your lip then shit gets real.

ugh and smiling in between every kiss 

and playfully biting and pulling their lips with your teeth between kisses.

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yahoneydip:

This fucking woman

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